“It woz the badgers wot dunnit ossifer, honest.”
It’s embarrassing isn’t it, when a Cabinet Minister appears on national TV and makes such crass statements. Owen Paterson yesterday blamed the badgers for the failure of the Badger Cull in Somerset and Gloucestershire to meet its target of 70% kill, because there weren’t enough of them around. He had found out for example, by talking to a couple of his mates, that the reason there were so many less badgers around was because they were diseased. Giving all the more urgency to the cull in this Alice in Wonderland logic – expect a 100% kill rate when the cull goes national.
His phrase “the badgers moved the goalposts” will now forever be associated with him, as much as Egwina Curry never got over the salmonella scandal, and John Gummer will be remembered for feeding his kids burgers during the BSE crisis, rather than all the good things he achieved later.
But crass though Paterson’s statements are, they underpin a more sinister agenda within the Conservative Party and beyond. This is what really sticks in our craw, because within the environment movement, the environment and nature really are a “Sacred Cow”. We hate being ridiculed for caring about nature.
Paterson and his chums merely see nature as something to be exploited (he is after all a Tanner by trade) or exterminated if it gets in the way. And Badgers most definitely fall into the latter category as far as he is concerned.
Now cuddly Richard “Boy” Benyon and the invisible man David Heath have been removed from Defra, watch out for George Eustice. He is not cuddly and he is undoubtedly on a mission.
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